The "Five Second Rule" : As The West Races To Post Population-Replacement Apacolypse, America's Newspaper Of Record Gives Us Really Important Breaking News

Mon 19 Sept MMXVI

"'Five Second Rule'" For Food On Floor Is Untrue, Study Finds" 


So as literally billions of 2-something year-old newly minted misshapen-looking idiot musmuddy islamic Moha-Muhds like that qb who be like "Muricca be racist n' sheet" (and whose name - mercifully - escapes me) ..... as billions of physically strong (tho weaker than cockroaches morally and intellectually)       young turd worlders are planning as we speak to get more bloody, explosive revenge on the white man whom they blame for the shitty countries they live in and for the shitty lives they now realize they have thanks to the shitty chinese-made information delivery devices the evil white man has made available to them - lives that themselves are due in massive measure to the white world's medicine and hygiene technology that have enabled their numbers to explode in the last half-century to unsustainable numbers - so even though the world gets shittier and more dangerous by the day because of misguided white do-gooderism, the weasels at the New York Times instead of doing real journalism about the real threats to Civilization that these muds represent, give us front page articles on utterly inane subjects like the dangers of the Five Second Rule.



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